{"id":9682,"date":"2015-07-25T20:30:19","date_gmt":"2015-07-25T19:30:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/drikkes.com\/?p=9682"},"modified":"2015-07-25T20:30:19","modified_gmt":"2015-07-25T19:30:19","slug":"die-ganze-welt-die-ranzige-welt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/?p=9682","title":{"rendered":"Die ganze Welt, die ranzige Welt."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='e-content'>\n<ul>\n<li>Du wohnst immer noch bei Deiner Mutter? Das geht gar nicht!<\/li>\n<li>Ja, ich wei\u00df.<\/li>\n<li>Und Frank hat mir erz\u00e4hlt, da\u00df Deine Mutter Dich neulich beim IKEA-Besuch im Sm\u00e5land abgegeben hat?<\/li>\n<li>Das war noch nicht einmal das Schlimmste.<\/li>\n<li>Was denn noch, Sebastian?<\/li>\n<li>Sie hat mich die neuen M\u00f6bel f\u00fcr mein Kinderzimmer nicht mit aussuchen lassen.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/dollars.png\" alt=\"dollars\" width=\"502\" height=\"347\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-9703\" srcset=\"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/dollars.png 502w, https:\/\/drikkes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/dollars-300x207.png 300w, https:\/\/drikkes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/dollars-56x39.png 56w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 502px) 100vw, 502px\" \/><\/div>\n<div class=\"syndication-links\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class='e-content p-summary'>Du wohnst immer noch bei Deiner Mutter? Das geht gar nicht! Ja, ich wei\u00df. Und Frank hat mir erz\u00e4hlt, da\u00df Deine Mutter Dich neulich beim IKEA-Besuch im Sm\u00e5land abgegeben hat? Das war noch nicht einmal das Schlimmste. Was denn noch, Sebastian? Sie hat mich die neuen M\u00f6bel f\u00fcr mein Kinderzimmer nicht mit aussuchen lassen.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"mf2_syndication":[],"cybocfi_hide_featured_image":"","webmentions_disabled_pings":false,"webmentions_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,205],"tags":[1875,1874,1876],"class_list":{"0":"post-9682","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-allgemein","7":"category-uber-lesen","8":"tag-bedienungsanleitung","9":"tag-oedipus","10":"tag-schraubverschlusslicht","11":"h-entry","12":"hentry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9682","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9682"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9682\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9705,"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9682\/revisions\/9705"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9682"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9682"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9682"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}