{"id":9086,"date":"2015-01-21T22:01:59","date_gmt":"2015-01-21T21:01:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/drikkes.com\/?p=9086"},"modified":"2015-01-21T22:01:59","modified_gmt":"2015-01-21T21:01:59","slug":"schlachtplan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/?p=9086","title":{"rendered":"Schlachtplan"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='e-content'>Weil Satire ja gerade alles darf, schnell mal die alte Meldung zum \u00bbWiedereinstieg in die Jugendabteilung des Vereins\u00ab raussuchen und \u00bbnach der Haftstrafe\u00ab durch \u00bbbis Gras dr\u00fcber gewachsen ist\u00ab, \u00bbBayern M\u00fcnchen\u00ab durch \u00bbPegida Dresden\u00ab und \u00bbUli Hoene\u00df\u00ab durch \u00bbLutz Bachmann\u00ab ersetzen. Und dann an die Titanic schicken. Sollen die doch einfach auf den passenden Zeitpunkt zur Ver\u00f6ffentlichung warten. \u00bbBratwurstfabrikant\u00ab und \u00bbMetzgerssohn\u00ab passt ja sogar ziemlich gut.<\/div>\n<div class=\"syndication-links\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class='e-content p-summary'>Weil Satire ja gerade alles darf, schnell mal die alte Meldung zum \u00bbWiedereinstieg in die Jugendabteilung des Vereins\u00ab raussuchen und \u00bbnach der Haftstrafe\u00ab durch \u00bbbis Gras dr\u00fcber gewachsen ist\u00ab, \u00bbBayern M\u00fcnchen\u00ab durch \u00bbPegida Dresden\u00ab und \u00bbUli Hoene\u00df\u00ab durch \u00bbLutz Bachmann\u00ab ersetzen. Und dann an die Titanic schicken. Sollen die doch einfach auf den passenden Zeitpunkt [&hellip;]<\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"mf2_syndication":[],"cybocfi_hide_featured_image":"","webmentions_disabled_pings":false,"webmentions_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1797],"class_list":{"0":"post-9086","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-allgemein","7":"tag-wer-ist-charlie","8":"h-entry","9":"hentry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9086","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9086"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9086\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9089,"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9086\/revisions\/9089"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9086"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9086"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9086"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}