{"id":8982,"date":"2014-12-10T13:24:31","date_gmt":"2014-12-10T12:24:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/drikkes.com\/?p=8982"},"modified":"2014-12-10T13:24:31","modified_gmt":"2014-12-10T12:24:31","slug":"kratzbuerschchen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/?p=8982","title":{"rendered":"Kratzb\u00fcrschchen"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='e-content'>Als Hobby \u00bbMottopartys\u00ab angeben. Obwohl man schon 2004 ins damals im Kaninchenz\u00fcchterverein rumgegangene Poesiealbum unter Motto: \u00bbMottoparties are over\u00ab reingeschrieben hat. Aber den Plural ohne y nat\u00fcrlich, das ist so wichtig. Und total ironisch. 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Obwohl man schon 2004 ins damals im Kaninchenz\u00fcchterverein rumgegangene Poesiealbum unter Motto: \u00bbMottoparties are over\u00ab reingeschrieben hat. Aber den Plural ohne y nat\u00fcrlich, das ist so wichtig. Und total ironisch. Gewesen. Der Mehrwertgenerator hat die Bude erst ungem\u00fctlich gemacht.\u00a0Als f\u00fchrende Mehrwertgeneratorin ihrer Zeit beantwortet sie Autogrammw\u00fcnsche per eMail. \u00bbDas Internet soll [&hellip;]<\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"mf2_syndication":[],"cybocfi_hide_featured_image":"","webmentions_disabled_pings":false,"webmentions_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,198],"tags":[1778,1781,1780,1779],"class_list":{"0":"post-8982","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-allgemein","7":"category-netzeug","8":"tag-alle-kinder","9":"tag-deliver-hero","10":"tag-lieferheld","11":"tag-nouveaubeton","12":"h-entry","13":"hentry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8982","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8982"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8982\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8990,"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8982\/revisions\/8990"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8982"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8982"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8982"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}