{"id":4243,"date":"2011-02-09T10:32:36","date_gmt":"2011-02-09T09:32:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/drikkes.com\/?p=4243"},"modified":"2011-02-10T14:44:14","modified_gmt":"2011-02-10T13:44:14","slug":"massage-stabreim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/?p=4243","title":{"rendered":"Massage &#038; Stabreim"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='e-content'><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=lEh02x7AHx0\">How<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=GBW7MtvPNnY&#038;feature=related\">television<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=sUQRtxDdyj8\">ruined<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=c_2l2liXU6Q\">your<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=SB4HAXDEGrg\">life<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=0FU2T58mdD4\">too<\/a>. (Teil 4 kommt noch, <a href=\"http:\/\/thedailywh.at\/post\/3211952279\/lights-out-the-brilliant-charlie-brooker\">via<\/a>.) Und Ingvar Kampradost Bokel ist meine Tatenonkel. In echt.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/cdn2.iofferphoto.com\/img\/item\/128\/493\/807\/c80tx1k8GpM2uMB.jpg\" class=\"alignnone\" width=\"960\" height=\"678\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Neulich ist mir <a href=\"http:\/\/de.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Ruthenisches_Salzkraut\">Ruthenisches Salzkraut<\/a> \u00fcber den Weg gelaufen. Da bin ich gestrauchelt. Beim Umsteigen von der einen Bahn in die andere ist mir hin-, nein: aufgefallen: Man kann die Menschheit recht gut in zwei Gruppen einteilen. Solche, die bei einer defekten Rolltreppe selbige unbeirrt hochstapfen und jene, welche nach einer Verwirrungssekunde umkehren, um die ebenfalls unrollende Betontreppe daneben per pedes zu erklimmen. Und diejenigen, die mit dem Auto zur Arbeit pendeln. Und den Leuten, die noch nie im Leben eine Rolltreppe gesehen haben. Also spaltet sich die Menschheit eigentlich in Leute, die Rolltreppen benutzen und solche, die es nicht tun. Was f\u00fcr <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/drikkes\/galleries\/72157626002961190\/\">V\u00f6gel<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><object height=\"81\" width=\"100%\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/player.soundcloud.com\/player.swf?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F10052189&amp;show_comments=true&amp;auto_play=false&amp;color=DB1750\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed allowscriptaccess=\"always\" height=\"81\" src=\"http:\/\/player.soundcloud.com\/player.swf?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F10052189&amp;show_comments=true&amp;auto_play=false&amp;color=DB1750\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"100%\"><\/embed><\/object>   <span><a href=\"http:\/\/soundcloud.com\/hoodinternet\/the-hood-internet-mixtape-volume-five\">The Hood Internet &#8211; The Mixtape Volume Five<\/a> by <a href=\"http:\/\/soundcloud.com\/hoodinternet\">hoodinternet<\/a><\/span><\/div>\n<div class=\"syndication-links\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class='e-content p-summary'>How television ruined your life, too. (Teil 4 kommt noch, via.) Und Ingvar Kampradost Bokel ist meine Tatenonkel. In echt. Neulich ist mir Ruthenisches Salzkraut \u00fcber den Weg gelaufen. Da bin ich gestrauchelt. Beim Umsteigen von der einen Bahn in die andere ist mir hin-, nein: aufgefallen: Man kann die Menschheit recht gut in zwei [&hellip;]<\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"mf2_syndication":[],"cybocfi_hide_featured_image":"","webmentions_disabled_pings":false,"webmentions_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,25],"tags":[1224,1226,1225],"class_list":{"0":"post-4243","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-allgemein","7":"category-uber-schaubares","8":"tag-how-tv-ruined-your-life","9":"tag-rolltreppe","10":"tag-the-hood-internet","11":"h-entry","12":"hentry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4243","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4243"}],"version-history":[{"count":28,"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4243\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4284,"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4243\/revisions\/4284"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4243"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4243"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4243"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}