{"id":20532,"date":"2026-03-25T18:23:50","date_gmt":"2026-03-25T17:23:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/?p=20532"},"modified":"2026-03-25T18:42:50","modified_gmt":"2026-03-25T17:42:50","slug":"die-sendung-mit-dem-mollusk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/?p=20532","title":{"rendered":"Die Sendung mit dem Mollusk"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='e-content'>\n<p>Jeden Herbst ist alles derma\u00dfen voller <a href=\"https:\/\/www.zeit.de\/2024\/45\/clemens-setz-twitter-gedichtband-poesie-social-media\/komplettansicht\">K\u00fcrben<\/a>, da\u00df man statt von K\u00fcrbissen eher von Pflichtbissen sprechen kann. Tschuldigung. Und gef\u00fchlt wird es auch jedes Fr\u00fchjahr immer schlimmer, wenn die Spargelzeit wieder losgeht. Ich zumindest w\u00e4re nicht \u00fcberrascht, wenn Starbucks <a href=\"https:\/\/www.zdfheute.de\/wirtschaft\/spargel-ernte-kosten-maerz-100.html\">bald<\/a> als Pendant zum Pumpkin Spiced Latte einen <a href=\"https:\/\/drikk.es\/2026\/03\/08\/hear-me-out-asparagusscented-shower.html\">Spargel Infused Chai<\/a> auf die Speisekarte n\u00e4hme.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/bloodforoil.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/bloodforoil-1024x576.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-20533\" srcset=\"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/bloodforoil-1024x576.png 1024w, https:\/\/drikkes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/bloodforoil-300x169.png 300w, https:\/\/drikkes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/bloodforoil-768x432.png 768w, https:\/\/drikkes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/bloodforoil-1536x864.png 1536w, https:\/\/drikkes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/bloodforoil.png 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Doch dann lese ich in einer <a href=\"https:\/\/www.destatis.de\/DE\/Presse\/Pressemitteilungen\/2026\/03\/PD26_N019_41.html?nn=2110#\">Pressemitteilung des Statistischen Bundesamtes<\/a>, da\u00df der Spargelanbau in Deutschland seit Jahren zur\u00fcckgeht. H\u00e4tte ich jetzt ehrlich gesagt nicht gedacht. Aber <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nd-aktuell.de\/artikel\/1190053.spargelernte-erntehelfer-ausbeutung-von-saisonarbeitern-geht-weiter.html\">nun gut<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n<button class=\"custom-share-button\">Teilen<\/button>\n        <div id=\"share-options\" style=\"display: none;\">\n            <br>\n            <\/br>\n\t\t\t<p><em>Sharing is caring.<\/em><\/p>\n                <label for=\"entry-permalink\">Permalink<\/label>\n                <input id=\"entry-permalink\" class=\"u-url url u-uid uid bookmark\" type=\"text\" value=\"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/?p=20532\" \/>\n            <\/p>\n            <p>\n                <label for=\"entry-summary\">HTML<\/label>\n                <textarea id=\"entry-summary\" class=\"code\" type=\"text\" rows=\"5\" cols=\"70\">&lt;cite class=&quot;h-cite&quot;&gt;&lt;a class=&quot;u-url p-name&quot; href=&quot;https:\/\/drikkes.com\/?p=20532&quot;&gt;Die Sendung mit dem Mollusk&lt;\/a&gt; (&lt;span class=&quot;p-author h-card&quot; title=&quot;<span class='p-author h-card'>drikkes<\/span>&quot;&gt;<span class='p-author h-card'>drikkes<\/span>&lt;\/span&gt; &lt;time class=&quot;dt-published&quot; datetime=&quot;2026-03-25T18:23:50+01:00&quot;&gt;25\/03\/2026&lt;\/time&gt;)&lt;\/cite&gt;<\/textarea>\n            <\/p><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n<\/div><div class=\"syndication-links\"><span class=\"relsyn\"><data class=\"u-syndication\" value=\"https:\/\/micro.blog\/drikkes\/86944275\"><\/data> <data class=\"u-syndication\" value=\"https:\/\/www.threads.com\/@drikkes\/post\/DWUNJ6Vltx2\"><\/data> <data class=\"u-syndication\" value=\"https:\/\/flip.it\/yObj1M\"><\/data> <data class=\"u-syndication\" value=\"https:\/\/bsky.app\/profile\/did:plc:6ctguyd23xssl5pshk4xfn4y\/post\/3mhvn2ft27s24\"><\/data> <data class=\"u-syndication\" value=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@drikkes\/116291033862300280\"><\/data><\/span><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class='e-content p-summary'>Jeden Herbst ist alles derma\u00dfen voller K\u00fcrben, da\u00df man statt von K\u00fcrbissen eher von Pflichtbissen sprechen kann. Tschuldigung. Und gef\u00fchlt wird es auch jedes Fr\u00fchjahr immer schlimmer, wenn die Spargelzeit wieder losgeht. Ich zumindest w\u00e4re nicht \u00fcberrascht, wenn Starbucks bald als Pendant zum Pumpkin Spiced Latte einen Spargel Infused Chai auf die Speisekarte n\u00e4hme. 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