{"id":18063,"date":"2023-06-07T18:07:49","date_gmt":"2023-06-07T17:07:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/?p=18063"},"modified":"2023-06-07T18:29:45","modified_gmt":"2023-06-07T17:29:45","slug":"war-da-nicht-was-mit-einem-mann-der-wie-eine-stadt-hies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/?p=18063","title":{"rendered":"War da nicht was mit einem Mann, der wie eine Stadt hie\u00df?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='e-content'>Einer von ihnen, Jay Tausend, hatte drei Tage zuvor ein Formular ausgef\u00fcllt und dabei in die Religionsspalte &#8220;Klappstuhlizismus&#8221; eingetragen, als sich die Raumzeit auffaltete und ein in der Luft schwimmendes Maccaronimonster erschien. Es offenbarte Jay f\u00fcnf Gebote, die J. sehr an die Spielregeln aus &#8216;Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man&#8217; erinnerten. Leider hatte er in diesem Moment weder Steintafeln noch Mei\u00dfel parat und der Film war aktuell bei keinem der ihm bekannten Streamingportale verf\u00fcgbar. Und das fast fertige Formular hatte er auch nicht abschicken k\u00f6nnen, da dessen untere H\u00e4lfte \u2013 und damit auch der <a href=\"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/?p=17991\">Weiter<\/a>-Button \u2013 durch die Raumzeitfaltung verschwunden war. Immerhin w\u00fcrde der Vorfall gutes Material zur Bef\u00fcllung seiner n\u00e4chsten Small-Talk-Slots abgeben, das f\u00fchlte Jay, w\u00e4hrend er weiter auf den spezifischen Ozean hinausblickte.<\/div>\n<div class=\"syndication-links\"><span class=\"relsyn\"><data class=\"u-syndication\" value=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/drikkes\/status\/1666496891742216218\"><\/data> <data class=\"u-syndication\" value=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@drikkes\/110504108099331080\"><\/data> <data class=\"u-syndication\" value=\"https:\/\/micro.blog\/drikkes\/19733088\"><\/data><\/span><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class='e-content p-summary'>Jemand musste J. Tausend verleumundet haben.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":18069,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"mf2_syndication":["https:\/\/twitter.com\/drikkes\/status\/1666496891742216218","https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@drikkes\/110504108099331080","https:\/\/micro.blog\/drikkes\/19733088"],"cybocfi_hide_featured_image":"yes","webmentions_disabled_pings":false,"webmentions_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2800],"tags":[2807],"class_list":{"0":"post-18063","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-unverstand","8":"tag-jay","9":"h-entry","10":"hentry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18063","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18063"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18063\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18071,"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18063\/revisions\/18071"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/18069"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18063"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18063"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18063"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}