{"id":17991,"date":"2023-05-09T17:46:05","date_gmt":"2023-05-09T16:46:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/?p=17991"},"modified":"2023-05-09T17:48:58","modified_gmt":"2023-05-09T16:48:58","slug":"wie-viele-falsche-halse-bekommen-sie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/?p=17991","title":{"rendered":"Wie viele falsche H\u00e4lse bekommen Sie?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='e-content'>Inge Customizable war mal das Motherboard der Nation gewesen, aber dann kaufte sie sich eine neue Zahnb\u00fcrste und eine neue Zahnpasta. Beim n\u00e4chsten Putzen sch\u00e4umte das viel mehr als fr\u00fcher und es machte sie fertig, da\u00df sie nicht sagen konnte, ob es an den Borsten der neuen B\u00fcrste oder der Zusammensetzung der neuen Pasta lag. Und w\u00e4hrend Frau Customizable noch \u00fcberlegte, ob eventuell ihre letzte Ern\u00e4hrungsumstellung zu einer ver\u00e4nderten Konsistenz ihres Speichels gef\u00fchrt hatte, was nun wiederum Einflu\u00df auf die Putzschaumproduktion haben k\u00f6nnte, sa\u00dfen die Reichen und Versch\u00f6nerten an der K\u00fcste des spezifischen Ozeans und prosteten sich in ihre Gesichtser\u00f6rterungen.<\/div>\n<div class=\"syndication-links\"><span class=\"relsyn\"><data class=\"u-syndication\" value=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/drikkes\/status\/1655977469520773125\"><\/data> <data class=\"u-syndication\" value=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@drikkes\/110339739663788261\"><\/data> <data class=\"u-syndication\" value=\"https:\/\/micro.blog\/drikkes\/18980142\"><\/data><\/span><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class='e-content p-summary'>1981 lehnte Meysel das Bundesverdienstkreuz ab, weil es keinen Orden wert sei, dass jemand \u201esein Leben anst\u00e4ndig gelebt hat\u201c.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":17992,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"mf2_syndication":["https:\/\/twitter.com\/drikkes\/status\/1655977469520773125","https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@drikkes\/110339739663788261","https:\/\/micro.blog\/drikkes\/18980142"],"cybocfi_hide_featured_image":"yes","webmentions_disabled_pings":false,"webmentions_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2800],"tags":[2799],"class_list":{"0":"post-17991","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-unverstand","8":"tag-inge","9":"h-entry","10":"hentry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17991","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17991"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17991\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18000,"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17991\/revisions\/18000"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/17992"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17991"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17991"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17991"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}