{"id":11362,"date":"2016-12-22T10:31:03","date_gmt":"2016-12-22T09:31:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/drikkes.com\/?p=11362"},"modified":"2016-12-22T10:31:03","modified_gmt":"2016-12-22T09:31:03","slug":"heute-morgen-im-badezimmer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/?p=11362","title":{"rendered":"Heute Morgen im Badezimmer"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='e-content'>&#8220;Papa, ich k\u00f6nnte Astronaut werden. Du nicht.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Das stimmt. Wenn Du Dich anstrengst, kannst Du sp\u00e4ter alles werden. Ich bin zu alt, um noch Astronaut zu werden.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Nein Papa, guck doch: die Zahnpasta. Ich schluck sie runter, Du spuckst sie aus.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;&#8230;&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Wegen der Schwerelosigkeit, Papa.&#8221;<\/div>\n<div class=\"syndication-links\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class='e-content p-summary'>&#8220;Papa, ich k\u00f6nnte Astronaut werden. Du nicht.&#8221; &#8220;Das stimmt. Wenn Du Dich anstrengst, kannst Du sp\u00e4ter alles werden. Ich bin zu alt, um noch Astronaut zu werden.&#8221; &#8220;Nein Papa, guck doch: die Zahnpasta. Ich schluck sie runter, Du spuckst sie aus.&#8221; &#8220;&#8230;&#8221; &#8220;Wegen der Schwerelosigkeit, Papa.&#8221;<\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"mf2_syndication":[],"cybocfi_hide_featured_image":"","webmentions_disabled_pings":false,"webmentions_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2002,1232],"class_list":{"0":"post-11362","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-allgemein","7":"tag-familie","8":"tag-fritz","9":"h-entry","10":"hentry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11362","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11362"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11362\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11380,"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11362\/revisions\/11380"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11362"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11362"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drikkes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11362"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}